Wicked Contradiction

AGE: 28

HEIGHT: 5’6”

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bi-sexual

FAVORITE COLOR: Red

EYE COLOR: Hazel

FAVORITE FOOD: Anything spicy

I am a geek.  Self professed lover of all things that are commonly lumped into the category of “nerdy”.  I read comics, I obsess over anime, I collect Transformers, I get excited over quantum physics (really excited), I have a crush on Dr. Who, if you get me started talking about anything cosmos/astronomy related you may never hear the end of it, I dig anarchy, I love chaos, and I lust after adventure.

If I were a comic book character I would probably be a villain. Not because I enjoy making people suffer, or desire world domination, but because it seems if I had any super powers they would probably only be suited towards evil deeds. I could elaborate, but it may not be welcome.

I love coffee, I hope to grow my own beans in the next year, I subscribe to coffee aficionado magazines, I also love hot sauce.  Sriracha is my favorite.  I would put it on almost anything.  I eat dark chocolate with Sriracha when I’m PMSing.  I eat clean, I don’t eat red meat, pork, or dairy.  I can’t remember the last time I ate ice cream, and  I used to love a good steak, medium rare with cracked pepper, but I haven’t had a steak in years.  Sometimes I crave a steak.  Like right now…

I am loud, obnoxious, and lack any tact whatsoever. I disregard social norms, and piss almost everyone I know off at one time or another. 

My friends say I’m the Devil on your shoulder.  I like to eat sushi.  My guilty pleasure involves marathons of anime, and flirting relentlessly with people who are in relationships.  I develop crushes on people (men and women) I don’t know, with little or no desire to get to know them.  I don’t believe in marriage. 

I have a mild addiction to cigarettes and a major addiction to tattoos. I tend to mock myself freely. I like reflective surfaces.  I like to touch pretty things without asking.  I have been accused of excessive use of innuendo at inappropriate times. My brain to mouth filter has never been operational.  I have a weakness for dirty jokers and tortured artists. I dislike all that is ignorant.  Please don’t stand on soapboxes around me, I will push you off.  

I am violently independent and somewhat emotionally detached from others. I don’t trust well, I don’t share well, and I am uncomfortable around people when they cry.  

I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you are old and weak.

Please feel free to inquire into the world of an older, wiser, body destroyer.  I’m not a role model, but I know some shit about life.